Alright, who doesn’t love a good blonde joke? Sure, most of them are based on unfair stereotypes and might be in poor taste, but there is always a reason that these stereotypes exist. Case in point, the guy in the video below poses this question to his girlfriend while traveling on a road trip, “If we are traveling at 80 miles per hour, how long would it take us to travel 80 miles?” Her response is priceless. To her credit, she does attempt to get very scientific with it… even if she has no idea what she’s doing (“I can run a mile in 9 minutes, but the car’s tires rotate 400 times per mile… so then you cut it in half because you’re going more than one mile per minute”). It is amazing watching how the human brain works, and even more amazing to see how a blonde’s brain works (cheap shot, I know).
So, to answer the question, “how many blondes does it take to explain MPH?” Yes.
Pass this on to anyone who tries to tell you that blonde jokes are unfair.